Hey!
Man/ Hey! Hey!
Yaah!
Oh 天啊！ God!
该死的！ Damn it!
妈的。 Shit.
这是什么？ What's going on?
我不知道。 I don't know, man.
这似乎是死了。 Think it just died.
该死的。 Holy shit.
来吧。 Come on.
哦，我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
这是什么？ What is it?
喜欢这里没有面食。 It's like angel-hair pasta in here, brother.
嗯...... Um...
给你。你可以试一试。 here. Try it now.
这是什么？ Anything?
什么都没有。 Nothing.
好吧。 Okay.
噢，太可怕。 Oh, this is terrible.
好吧。 All right.
所以...... So...
嗯...... Um...
为什么我们应该不屑于引擎盖上去除污垢？ Why do we even bother to pop the hood?
我想我听到的东西。 I thought I heard something.
是的，如果它是霓虹灯箱... Yeah, well, unless there's a flashing neon sign
，上面写着“这里是你的问题，” that says, "Here's your problem,"
我们知道什么？ what the hell do we know?
妈的，这是热得像地狱。 Fuck, that's hot.
小心。 Careful.
怎么样？ What you got?
什么也没有。你怎么样？ I got no service. What about you?
这是很难得到它在城市，.. I hardly get service in the city,
这是在沙漠的中间。 let alone the desert.
是啊，什么都没有。 Yeah, I got nothing, man.
如果我们真的存在吗？ Where the hell are we, anyway?
呃...... Uh...
让我看看。 let me see.
好吧。 Okay.
我们，呃...我们已经通过了这点... We, um... We passed this dot...
大约一个小时前。 about an hour ago.
我认为我们在这里。 I think we're in here someplace.
它看起来就像是60英里的后方。 That's like 60 miles back.
哇。似乎需要一百多英里 去下一个点。 Wow. It's like a hundred miles to the next dot.
为什么你驾驶它 通过该地区的蛮荒之地？ What the hell are you doing driving us through the middle of nowhere?
我们采取一个全方位服务的格局，对不对？ We're taking the scenic route, remember?
是啊，风景，我想...... Yeah, by scenic, I was thinking...
我不知道，更多的树木，山，人， I don't know, more trees, mountains, people,
点紧密联系在一起。 dots a lot closer together.
洋溢着的景象， 我的意思是很少见到的。 By scenic, I meant rarely seen.
当我们回家的时候，我给你买一个字典。 I'm gonna get you a dictionary when we get back.
好吧。 Okay.
妈的，它的热。 Holy shit, it's hot out here, man.
看起来像115度左右。 It's gotta be, like, 115 degrees.
我知道这一点。 I know.
虽然仍未中午！ Not even noon!
难怪车子死亡。 No wonder the truck died.
可能性是存在的融化。 Something probably melted.
我们见过的其他车怎么办？ Have we even seen any cars?
噢。然而， Ow. No,
但是，呃，这条街上，对不对？ but, uh, it's a road, right?
我的意思是，肯定没有人会通过。 I mean, someone'll be along soon.
我们有20个糖豆 Well, we got about 20 jelly beans
和6盎司的冰融化。 and 6 ounces of melted ice.
它会持续长达10分钟。 That should last us 10 minutes.
哦，那是很好的。 Oh, good.
美丽的。 It's pretty.
嗯。漂亮。 Yeah. It's beautiful.
哦！ Ohh!
这是一种什么味道吗？ What flavor is this?
培根和玛格丽塔。 Bacon and margarita.
哦，上帝！ Oh, my God!
我把它只是为你。 I saved those two just for you.
这感觉就像一个蛋糕，你用葱。 Tastes like that cake you made with the onions.
还记得吗？ Remember that shit?
是啊，还是。 Yeah, I remember.
我认为它采取的所有引用 I think that brings your total
幕与凯伦，你做的事情， of veiled references to things I did with Karen
多达三分之一，因此，请停止。 up to three, so feel free to stop, please.
你从来没有想过吗？在所有？ You never think about her, man? Ever?
我从来没有想过他 I probably think about her
她是怎么想的我。 about as much as she thinks about me.
看起来他一直在思考。 Well, she thinks about you a lot, dude.
一个星期前我遇见了他，嗯， I ran into her last week, and, uh,
他谈论的只是你。 you were all she can talk about.
她说，她很惊讶地听到 如果你已经有了孩子和妻子。 She said she was floored to hear you had a wife and kid.
是啊，这也令我感到诧异。 Yeah, well, it floors me sometimes, too.
你还好吗？ You all right?
嗯。 Yeah.
不要过度考虑。 Don't overexert yourself.
我不相信，我们可以漫步。 I can't believe you got us out of roaming.
咦？ Huh?
不要徘徊。这可能吗？ Never been out of roaming. That even possible?
你要去哪里？你在做什么？ Where are you going? What are you doing?
我会去那里寻找信号。 I'm gonna go up here and see if I can get a signal.
不要！我们坐下来，等待它 No! Let's sit, and let's wait
不久。 a few minutes, man.
为什么呢？ Well, why?
我不知道。 I don't know.
我们会在这里，我们将等待他。 We'll hang, and we'll wait for a car.
不，你只是坐在这里。 No, you sit and wait.
我要去那里试试吧。 I'm gonna go up and check.
啊，狗屎。 Ah, shit.
你还记得的时候，我们走了teralhir You remember last time we drove cross-country
我们已经走了大约200英里 and we went, like, 200 miles out of the way
因为我们太自信了这一切吗？ because we were so into whatever we were talking about?
是啊，现在没有人能记住这一切。 Yeah, and now neither one of us can remember what it was.
一直当，呃...... Might have been when, uh...
也许当你是肯定的，如果你能得到点 Might have been when you claimed that art can reach a point
质量变得更加的意见其实比。 where its quality became fact rather than opinion.
听起来像几个小时我的生活 That sounds like a couple hours of my life
我希望我能回去。 I'd like to have back.
或者，也许这是更好， Or it might have been better defense,
戈登'85熊或被盗？ '85 Bears or Steel Curtain?
啊，那是非常值得商榷的。 Ah, that's hardly debatable.
熊。嗯。 Bears. Yeah.
貌似也不会有多少，这时候。 Well, there hasn't been much of that this time.
什么？ Perbicangan无目的？ What? Pointless conversation?
任何谈话。 Any conversation.
理财是什么？ How are things in high finance?
啊，这里的交易... Ah, put it this way...
没有动机的海报在我的办公室 there's this motivational poster in my office
有一个老鹰 with, like, this eagle
在天空中翱翔。 soaring out of the sky and shit.
嗯。 Yeah.
我已经看到了几天， I'll spend some days just staring at it,
并试图决定是否 trying to decide whether or not
我自杀或杀手的那一天。 I'm more suicidal or homicidal that day.
好！ Nice!
停止。 So quit.
停止？做什么？ Quit? And do what?
所有你要做的，当你在二年级， You ever do that thing when you were in second grade,
你画的地方 where you, like, drew a picture
关于...你想要什么 当你长大了，你知道吗？ of... of what you wanted to be when you were adult, you know?
听说那是最诚实的事 你真正想要的。 Like, I heard that that's the truest reflection of what you really want.
所以，如果你已经做了什么，你已经绘制， Like, if you're doing what you drew back then,
那么你会觉得非常nahagia。 then you're probably really happy.
是吗？那么什么是你在画什么？ Yeah? And what'd you draw?
我？ Me?
看起来像我绘制脂肪失业， I think I drew a fat, unemployed writer,
所以我将其删除。 so I'm killing it.
来吧。 Come on.
什么也没有。 Nothing.
所以乔安妮不喜欢你的音乐，是吧？ So Joanne didn't like your music, huh?
我们有不同的口味。 We just have different tastes.
貌似他有很大的味道。 More likely, she has taste.
我喜欢它。 Well, I liked it.
莫文蔚喜欢它。 Karen liked it.
你能停下来吗？ Would you stop that?
什么？我的意思是... What, man? I mean...
乔安妮不喜欢你的音乐， Joanne didn't like your music,
他摆脱你的吉他。 and she made you get rid of your guitars.
我只是想解释。 I'm just trying to get up to speed here.
不，他没有。 No, she didn't make me do anything.
很明显，如果我不 It became clear that I wasn't
将有机会发挥他们， gonna have a lot of chances to play,
所以我把它扔了。 so I got rid of the stuff.
你知道，他不是一个音乐评论家。 You know, she's not a music critic.
她是一个接待员。 She's a receptionist.
她是我的妻子，卡特，妻子。 She's my wife, Carter, my wife.
我只是说了吧。 I'm just saying.
我知道你在谈论什么， I know exactly what you're saying,
我告诉你停下来。 and I'm telling you to stop.
戴维说，他看到你在商店， Davey said he saw you guys at the store,
但好像你没有意识到这一点。 but you just kind of walked right on by.
是吗？转达我的问候。 Yeah? Well, tell him I say hello.
你为什么没告诉过吗？ Why don't you tell him?
你住多跌少，10英里从该名男子。 You live less than, like, 10 miles away from the guy.
是的，我们非常忙碌。 Yeah, we're pretty busy.
他认为，恨你的妻子。 Well, he thinks that your wife hates him.
号不是吗？ No. No?
他往往没有走到一起，这是所有。 She's just not much on gatherings, that's all.
你父母的房子怎么样呢？ What about your parents' house?
不下百余人。 There's never less than a hundred people there.
啊，我们不经常访问。 Ah, we don't visit very often.
好吧。 Okay.
嗯，所以没有戴维，没有家庭。 Uh, so no Davey, no family.
听起来像她喜欢谁的人的列表 Sounds like the list of people she does like
极短。我希望你在那里。 is kind of short. I hope you're on it, buddy.
你能阻止吗？ Seriously, would you knock it off?
你不知道他。 You don't even know her.
你说得对。我不知道他。 You're right, man. I don't know her.
每次访问你，你一定很忙。 Every time I come to visit you guys, you're too busy.
我很惊讶，他让你 semuan跟我这样做。 I'm surprised she let you get away to do this thing with me.
这是什么！这是什么！ Here we go! Here we go!
哦，谢天谢地。来吧。在这儿呢。 Oh, thank God. Come on. Here we go.
哇。等待一分钟。 Whoa. Wait a minute.
哦，狗屎。等待。等待 Oh, shit. Wait. Wait.
等一下！等一下！等一下！等一下！ Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
该死的！ God damn it!
哎！嗷！ Agh! Ow!
该死的！ God damn it!
你还好吗？ Dude, are you okay?
活下来了！ Hold up!
保持！ Hold on!
该死的！保持！ Shit! Hold on!
等待。等一下！ Wait. Wait!
嘿！等一下！ Hey! Wait!
嘿！ Hey!
等一下！ Hold on!
嘿！ Hey!
呦。 Yo.
哇。哇。 Whoa. Whoa.
嘿。罢工？ Hey. Car trouble?
嗯。我们，呃...... Yeah. We, uh...
前罢工几分钟。 We broke down a few minutes ago.
我......我不很明白的汽车。 Well, I-I'm not much good on cars.
我给你一程到最近的城镇。 I'll give you a lift into town.
尼斯。谢谢。 That would be great. Thank you so much.
让我先得到我的袋子。 Just let me grab my bag.
嘿！见一程。 等一下！等一下！ Hey! Look, a ride. Wait! Wait!
抱歉。 Sorry.
等待一分钟。我们并不需要它。 Hold on. We don't need it.
你是什么意思，我们不需要吗？ What do you mean we don't need it?
抱歉。 Sorry, sir.
没关系。 Nothing to worry about, son.
我...我没有危险。 不，不是那个... I- I'm harmless/ No, it's not...
号 我... No. I, uh...
没关系。 No, it's all right.
不是这样。只是...... It's not that. It's just that the...
它没有罢工。 The truck, it's not broken.
你是什么意思不罢工呢？ What do you mean it's not broken?
我......我决定了线。 It's... I took a wire out.
不是一个问题。 It's not a big deal.
你是什么意思...... 嗯...... What are you talk... Um...
等待一分钟。 One second.
你是什么意思？ What are you talking about?
我认为我们将有一个有趣的对话 I thought that we were gonna have some good conversations
类似的，对不对？ like the last time, you know?
但即使在那里的电话和公路 But instead I got cellphones and freeways
住宿和体育广播。 and motels and fucking sports radio.
还有，嗯，我的意思是，我想 以避免的过程。 And, uh, I mean, I tried to get off the beaten path.
你决定睡觉， You just decided to go to sleep,
所以我想这将是一个很好的机会 能够去追求自己的时间。 so I thought this would give us a chance to catch up.
谢谢。 Thank you, sir.
你有没有...... Are you out of your f...
如果一切正常，你肯定吗？ 是。哦，是的。 You sure everything's all right? Yes. Oh, yeah.
我...我敢肯定。 I... I am definitely sure.
好吧。 Okay.
再见。 好吧，谢谢你。 Ta-da. All right, thank you.
哇，哇，哇。 等待。等一下！等一下！等一下！等一下！ Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
插入。 Put it in.
不是一个问题。 It's no big deal, man.
进入！我想让他的生活。 Put it in! I want to see it start.
这只是一个单一的电缆。 It's just a wire.
很抱歉这一切。 Sorry about this.
简要介绍。 Just give us a second.
这只是一个单一的电缆。 It's just a wire, man.
瞧。 好吧。 Look. Okay.
给你。 Here.
满意吗？ Happy?
你还好吗？ You boys good?
嗯。嗯。 Yeah. Yeah.
谢谢。多谢。 Thank you. Thank you so much.
谢谢。有一个很好的一天。 I appreciate it. Have a good day.
抱歉。谢谢你早就想退出。 Sorry. Thank you for stopping.
你疯了吗！ Are you insane?!
咦？ Huh?
你故意罢工 You stage a breakdown
在沙漠中 in the middle of the desert
所以我们可以谈谈吗？ so that we can talk?
是啊，我们有最长的谈话 我们的整个旅程。 Yeah, and we've had our longest conversation in the whole trip.
我认为这是一个巧合。 I guess that's a coincidence.
可能打破我的脖子上，在秋天从山上。 I could have broken my neck falling down that goddamn hill.
我告诉你，如果你没有去那里。 而且，我们可以有 I told you not go up there. We could have had
尼斯的谈话在这里...谈？ a perfectly good talk sitting right here... Talk?!
你爬山。 but you had to go up and climb a fricking mountain.
这不是一个谈话。 That was not a talk.
如果你不小心停止数百英里，在蛮荒之地 That was you stopping us a hundred miles from nowhere
这样你就可以花时间 so that you could spend a few uninterrupted minutes
讨论与我的妻子和我的工作！ bashing my wife and job!
什么样的戒指是什么？ What kind of a ring was it?
什么？ What?
订婚戒指。什么样的？ The engagement ring. What kind was it?
你的意思是什么样的呢？ What do you mean, what kind?
什么是钻石？ Was it a diamond?
为什么是一个问题吗？ Why does that matter?
你为什么不回答呢？ Why won't you answer?
好吧。我给她买了钻石。还等什么？ Fine. I got her a diamond. So what?
“那又怎么样？”所以你遗忘 "So what?" So you just forgot
一切教义傻吗？ all about the gumball doctrine?
教义... The gumball doc...
哦，上帝。你一定是在开玩笑。 Oh, my God. You gotta be kidding me.
在过去的10年中没有发生在你身上？ Has nothing happened to you in the last 10 years?
所以，你还记得吗？ So you do remember?
是啊，我记得它准备的东西 Yeah, I remember it as something cooked up
一些失败者谁不 有一个星期五的晚上活动。 by a couple of losers who had nothing better to do on a Friday night.
嗯，嗯。嗯，嗯。我没有做到这一点。 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I didn't cook it up.
你做到了。它会是你。 你已经说 You did. You're the one. You're the one that said
如果你不打算买订婚戒指 that you would never buy an engagement ring
不出来的机器。 that didn't come from a gumball machine.
你说，如果人们 在这个世界上最不幸的 You're the one that said the poorest people on the planet
aalah相互伤害 are hacking off each others' limbs
给你的东西 可以使用了支付两个月。 to give you something to spend two months' salary on.
因为你说过 Look, just because you took some conversation we had
BRI和通心粉和你 决定成为信仰 over beer and macaroni and decided to make it your religion
并不意味着每个人都会关心你。 doesn't mean the rest of the world gives a shit.
好吧。所以你放弃了，因为钻石。 Okay, fine. So you gave up on diamonds.
好吧。不管。 Okay. Who gives a shit, man?
你交给你的音乐， 你的朋友和家人， You give up on your music, your friends and your family,
唯一的女孩吗？ and for what, the rebound girl?
来吧。女孩是谁？ Come on. The rebound girl?
是。真的吗？ Yes. Really?
是的，他是。 Yes, the rebound girl.
我在那里。 I was there.
我看到凯伦一起。 I saw you and Karen together.
你疯了，因为女人。 You were insane for the girl.
而且......而且他走了，你... And... And when she left, you know...
你就完蛋了。明白了吗？每个人都知道。 You were messed up. Okay? People get that.
但4个月后， betunangan书记？ But four months later, and you're engaged to the secretary?
你看，回头看， Listen, take a step back,
和期待它所所有的。 and see that for what it is.
我爱上了。你惊慌。 I fell in love/ You panicked.
为什么你坚持听 Why do you insist on listening
所有的话，你塞进我的嘴 to the words you're putting into my mouth
比真相，我说的吗？ rather than the ones I'm actually saying?
你有一只狗。 You got a goddamn dog.
还等什么？ 你有过敏！ So what?/ You're allergic!
只饮用治愈。 Take a pill.
他叫什么名字？ What's the dog's name?
太阳... 你他妈的。 Sun... Fuck you.
号 No.
没有，“去你妈的”...... No, "Fuck You"...
没有，“去你妈的”。我敢肯定它。 No, "Fuck You," I would believe.
“操你”这个名字 "Fuck You" is exactly the kind of name
你会给狗。 that you would name a dog.
否，但狗阳光的名称。 No, but your dog's name is Sunshine.
他妈的阳光。 Fucking Sunshine.
用真诚的，你会看到什么 Are you gonna look at me with a straight face
并告诉我，如果这是你的意见 妥善处理 and tell me that your opinion was actually considered
并决定它是否是一种动物 in the decision that resulted in an animal
你命名护理熊过敏吗？ you're allergic to being named after a Care Bear?
哦，上帝啊，你说得对。我不是他的狗命名。 Oh, my God, you're right. I didn't get to name the dog.
我的生活是很尴尬的。 My life is a sham.
不，让我得到这个直，好吗？ No, no, let me just get this straight, okay?
哈......只为我。 J- Just for me.
所以，爱你的生活已经一去不复返了。 So the love of your life leaves.
好吗？而且，嗯，不到一年的时间后， Okay? And, um, less than a year later,
你的秘书结婚 you're married to a secretary
谁喜欢狗和讨厌你的音乐。 who loves dogs and hates your fucking music.
我认为这是不合理，如果全 与疑惑，对不对？ I think it's reasonable at that point to have some doubts, right?
我认为这是不合理的发送 电子邮件发送给你最好的朋友卡特。 I think it's reasonable to email your good friend Carter.
你还记得吗？ You remember that?
“嘿，你想要什么？ "Hey, what the fuck, man?
我的目的是什么？我犯了一个错误？“ What am I getting into? Did I make a mistake?"
还没等我回答这个问题，你买了一套房子！ And before I can hit reply, you buy a fucking house!
这是伟大的！我理解。 That's great! I understand.
嗯，这是好的。 你...... Right. Okay, fine. You're...
聚焦... Focus on...
你要专注的线索记录， You want to focus on fucking square footage,
比事实上，如果你没有共同的。 rather than the fact that you have nothing in common.
没关系。 你...... That's okay. You...
HGTV的婚姻辅导。 It's marriage counseling by HGTV.
我明白了。我明白了 I get it, man. I get it.
而现在，毕竟， And now, you know, after all this home improvement,
你一定会实现， you realize, you know,
如果你还没有做任何事情。 you haven't improved a goddamn thing.
而当你没有得到干扰。 And now you got no distractions.
“我该怎么办？” "What am I gonna do?"
哦，对了，我忘了。 Oh, yeah, I forgot.
这是另一部分的生活计划 It's the next chapter in the off-the-shelf life plan
你可以从Home Depot的！ you got from Home Depot!
真。是父亲！ Right. Procreate!
这是一个工作，将永远不会结束。 That's the job that's never finished.
“保持你的脸。” "Keep my face down.
弓你的鼻子。 “ Keep my nose to the grindstone. "
重点对儿童， Just focused on the kid,
也许你会度过你的余生 and maybe you can go the rest of your life
不管，如果你已经搞砸了。 ignoring the fact that you fucked up, man.
你犯了很多错误， You made a colossal mistake,
和结婚， and you married, literally,
与第一个女人，你满足。 the first chick to come along.
是什么...嘿，嘿。 来吧。来吧。该死...... What... Hey, hey. Come on. Come on. Fucking...
我并没有说你不明白的事情。 I'm not saying anything you don't know already.
Kebangganmu吞下它，你会 看到如何真正全部。 Just swallow your pride, and you'll see how true it is.
如果你再说一遍， You ever talk about my family like that again,
我要打败你，对不对？ I will kick the shit out of you. You hear me?
好吧。好吧。 Okay. All right.
你看，我敢肯定，如果科尔是一个伟大的事情。 Listen, I'm sure that Cole is great.
我敢肯定，如果他是有史以来最好的事情你会得到， I'm sure he's the best thing to ever happen to you,
但他无法改变你的爱你的妻子。 but he's not a substitute for loving your wife.
乔安妮真。 Joanne was right.
你只是一个失败者。 You're nothing but a piece of shit.
好吧。 Okay.
没关系。 登录！ That's okay. Get in!
我去时，我... I'll get in when I'm...
我会去，如果我准备好了。 I'll get in when I'm good and fucking ready.
这时候，我会去。 That's when I'll get in.
所以，你对整个世界和Joanne。 So it's you and Joanne against the whole world.
没关系。 没关系。 That's all right. That's okay.
你这么害怕 You know, you're so scared
不得不承认，当你犯了一个错误， to admit that you made a mistake,
你总是再试一次。 that you just keep on making it over and over and over again.
但什么都不做。 没关系。 But that's fine. That's fine.
你会继续相信自己的废话， You want to keep on believing your own bullshit,
当我们回家的时候， we'll get you home,
和你回到你的生活完美 get you back to your perfect little life
和“励志标语” and your "motivational posters,"
你可以转身离开...... and you can tune back out and...
试图忘记一个事实，有 and try to forget all about the fact
如果生活是充满了废话。 that your life is a complete shit hole.
然后，你要叫我在20年 Then maybe, maybe you can call me in 20 years
当你已经失去了你的头发 when you've fucking lost your hair
而你已经知道。 and you've come to your senses.
看起来我们不会再谈论。 I don't think we'll be talking much anymore.
不管。 Whatever.
私生子。 Stupid motherfucker.
没准它只是离开了球场。 It probably just came loose, man.
你疯了！ Are you insane!
减仓！ Calm down!
你为什么要哭呢？...... 冷静？ Why are you... Calm down?
你要我冷静下来吗？ You want me to calm down?!
你损坏电气系统 You go fucking around with the electrical system
30岁那该死的卡车 in a 30-year-old piece-of-shit truck
在没有食物和饮料的沙漠中间， in the middle of the desert with no food and no water,
我需要冷静下来！ and I'm supposed to calm down!
我没有毁了它。我只是把它关掉。 I didn't fuck around with it. I disabled it, briefly.
你应该感激，因为我想... You should be thankful that I'm willing to go to these...
感谢你！ 我要感谢！ Thankful! I should be thankful?!
尽力帮助你。 lengths to try to help you.
你以为你是 Who the fuck are you
可能会干涉我的生活，是吧？ to be giving me some sort of life intervention, huh?
你失业了！ You're unemployed!
无家可归！ You're homeless!
是的，你恨pekerjaankub Yes, and you hate your job,
你有一所房子，似乎 有太小了，他的吉他！ and you have a house that's apparently too small for a guitar!
所有典型。所有典型。 This is so typical. This is so typical.
你继续这样做 You're constantly doing something for you
并告诉我，如果它是为别人。 and then saying that it's for everybody else.
你不喜欢我的妻子， You don't like my wife,
我们不希望再一起出去玩， we don't get to hang out anymore,
然后你要我离婚， so you want me to get divorced,
为我自己... right, for my own good...
嗯。因为我可以 更好地做到这一点， Yeah. Because I can do better,
但它的都是废话。 but it's all bullshit.
你要我找你一个更好的男人。 You want me to find somebody you like better.
为了你自己好。 It's for your own good.
妈的。狗屎。该死的。 Fuck. Fuck. Shit.
我有一个良好的工作和赚钱。 I got a good job. I make good money.
我有一所房子，一个家庭，它可以杀死你， I have a house, a family, and it kills you,
因为你已经失败了30年 和生活在他的汽车。 because you're a 30-year-old failure who lives in his car.
那么你会责怪别人 Right. So you turn your anger on everybody else
让我们觉得如果我们不有用 and try to make us feel like our achievements aren't worth a shit
因为你不画 because we didn't draw a picture
作为第二类。 of ourselves doing them in the second grade.
你真的想，如果我已经放弃了， You actually think that if I quit,
我的音乐和它确实是这样的， took up music and actually made it,
你满意吗？ that you'd be happy for me?
毫米。 管它呢。你会 Mm/ Fuck that. You would be
今天嫉妒seperrti的蒙蔽。 just as blind with jealousy then as you are now.
您可以... 我不知道... You'd probably... I don't know...
打我你的车回家... run me over with your car-slash-house...
可能说pdaku Probably/ ...and then tell me
如果它是为我自己好，对吗？ that it was for my own good, right?
嗯。 Yeah.
这不是关于我的。 This is not about me.
你不关心我。 You don't give a shit about me.
这是你 This is all about you
别人怎么可能会导致失败。 and how everybody else can accommodate your failure.
嘿，我没有失败。 Hey, I'm not a failure, okay?
我可以有，你有， I could have everything you have and more,
但我已经决定，如果 我只好跟着我的梦想 but I decided long ago that it would be better to follow my dream
而不是购买 rather than try to buy enough shit from fucking Pottery Barn
与更舒适 to be comfortable with the idea of being
一个无用的！ a meaningless, lever-pulling, button-pushing cog!
我已经几乎完成... I was a day away from...
法律讲座。 号 From law school. No, no.
我们都知道这个故事。 We all know the story.
该死的！ Fuck!
你必须参加考试，你失败了。 You took a test. You blew it away.
你被选为 You had your choice of schools,
但希望成为一个艺术家，对不对？对吗？ but walked away for the sake of art, right? Right?
我追我的薪水比追逐梦想。 I followed my dream instead of a paycheck.
嗯。不，不，不， ENH！错了。 Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Enh! wrong.
你害怕和怪异 You're a scared and insecure little freak
谁也不能去任何地方，只写 who couldn't get anywhere with writing
真的希望人们想接近你， and so desperately needed somebody to approve of you,
告诉你聪明， to say that you were still intelligent,
还是可以的... 来吧。 still capable../ Come on.
这是你参加考试。 that you took a fricking test.
你知道你应该做些什么呢？ You know what you should do?
你应该纹身，你的额头上的测试成绩。 You should tattoo that test score on your forehead.
因此，当有一个问题，你说， “等一下，你住在你的车吗？” That way, when somebody says, "Wait a second. You live in your car?"
你可以说，“是啊，但看它。 You can say, "Yeah, but look.
我宁愿是一个失败者，什么都不做。 “ I chose to be a loser, so its okay. "
你觉得一切都设置好，对不对？ You think you've got the rest of us pegged, right?
所有已安排， You got the rest of us pegged,
并已成为你的责任，以确保 如果我们都不得不面对的现实吗？ and it's your job to make sure we all face reality?
现实的情况是，你的写作很烂。 The reality is your writing sucks.
你不会知道卖书。 你不打算卖这本书。 You're not gonna be famous. You're not gonna sell a book.
你这是在浪费你的时间。 You are wasting your time.
你应该面对现实。 You're the one that needs to face facts, pal.
但是，当所有的接洽， But every time those facts get too close,
你会得到你的车，开车走了。 you just hop in your car, and you run off.
这里的现实。 Well, here are the facts.
一个30岁的失败者和住他的车 A 30-year-old loser living in his car
我会看看谁是最后一个人 is about the last person that I'm gonna be looking to
如何提供意见 改善我的生活。 for advice on how to fix my life.
所以，除非你想责怪他 So unless you want to put out a book of don'ts
根据你打破的情况下， based on all the ways you screwed up,
唯一你曾经公布， which is the only thing you're ever likely to publish,
你最好闭上你的嘴。 you should probably just shut the fuck up.
你做了吗？ Are you done?
该死的！ Fuck!
妈的。妈的。 Shit. Shit.
妈的。 SI ... Shit. Sh...
没有人来。 Someone'll come along.
您让我恶心。 You make me sick.
热一次？ Hot enough for ya?
他们说，如果晚上比白天更可怕的是。 They say the nights kill more people than the days.
好吧。 Okay.
我渴了。 I'm so thirsty.
我的舌头感觉干燥。 My tongue feels like a two-by-four.
给你。 Here.
嗯... Eh...
完成。 Man, finish it.
多久你会没有水？ How long can you go without water?
两天？ Two days?
我不知道。没关系。 I don't know. It doesn't matter.
我会寻找在早晨的帮助。 I'm going for help in the morning.
哦，60英里似乎很远的行程。 Oh, 60 miles is a pretty long walk.
也就是说，如果你没有看到汽车。 That's only if I don't see a car.
看起来像我看到有人。 I think I saw some cones on the way in, man.
我不知道。 I don't know.
嘿，我知道... Hey, I know it...
我不知道，如果它要改变这种局面，但是，呃...... I know it doesn't really change anything, but, uh...
抱歉。 I'm sorry.
不是最好的主意。 It was definitely not your brightest idea.
对不起，我的意思是我说。 I mean I'm sorry about what I said.
你确定你不会道歉 Are you sure you don't want to apologize
因为它使我们坚持？ for getting us stuck?
我不冷，因为你侮辱了我的妻子。 I'm not freezing to death because you insulted my wife.
对不起的事情了。 I'm sorry about the whole goddamn thing.
你真的觉得我写的难看？ You really think my writing sucks?
它...这还算不错的。 It's... It's not bad.
只有... It's just...
所有...每个字符得了癌症去世了。 all... all your characters get, like, cancer and die.
不要得癌症而死亡。 Don't all get cancer and die.
有一件事是肯定的，而且我相信 In that one thing, I'm pretty sure
如果75％的死... about 75% of the people die...
这是所有的肿瘤学家。 That was about an oncologist.
是啊，和另外一个女人 Yeah, and that other one with the woman
喝醉了，宝宝爬行窗口。 who was high and her baby crawled out the window.
我的意思是好写，但... I mean, it was good writing, but...
似乎让我杀了我自己。 kind made me want to kill myself.
出现这种情况，是不是？ Look, that shit really happens, all right?
得到的消息，这是非常困难的 当人看了。 It's just hard to get the message out if nobody reads the book.
说：“我可能不会有这个想法，” The idea that "I might not have it,"
该...这不是新闻。 it's... it's not news.
只是...... It's just that...
mejalani你一辈子与大家 you go your whole life with everyone
喊你们追随梦想 永远不要放弃。 yelling at you to follow your dream and then to never give up.
但坦率地说，如果一切按照自己的梦想， But to be honest, if everyone followed their dreams,
我们将在一个星球上满 与专业运动员和... we'd just be a planet of pro athletes and...
宇航员。 and astronauts.
而且必须有专人 You know, there's gotta be someone there
清洁厕所，对不对？ to clean the toilets, am I right?
正如你所说的。 It's like you said, you know.
有时，它是更好的追求 你所爱的东西 Sometimes it's better to go after something you care about
而不是你所爱的东西，对吧？ than to be handed something that you don't, right?
真的吗？ Really?
要是我的梦想 What if my lifelong dream
对于湖人来说是一个控球后卫？ was to be point guard for the Lakers?
你让我追什么？ Would you tell me to keep chasing that?
号 No.
一次。 Exactly.
因为“永不放弃” Because "Never give up"
导致地狱看起来更漂亮 looks a hell of a lot better
咖啡杯中比在现实生活中。 on a coffee mug than it does in real life.
下跌的原因... Because failing...
每天都在下降，这是......这只是...... daily failing, it's... it's just...
寂寞... it's a lonely...
和悲伤。 miserable business.
如果你认为你有放弃， 我要说的是。 Look man, if I thought you should quit, I would say so.
但有时，在各方面， But sometimes, you know, inside all that other stuff,
有时... sometimes...
你会说在更少的字 you'll say something in just a few words
我意识到，如果我早就想。 that I realize I've been thinking for years.
不只是读懂我的心思。 And that's not just you reading my mind.
你在读它 That's you reading a part of it
如果我从来不知道如何 来表达它。 that I never would have known how to express.
而是胖乎乎的孩子谁没有什么。 Now, that's not just some fat kid with no jump shot.
它... That's...
有那么点意思。 There's something there.
摆在那里的一些东西，你... Some of the things you put out there, man...
我觉得他们比你意识到什么。 I think a lot more of them stick than you realize.
我有婚外情。 I cheated on Joanne.
你在开玩笑吧？ Are you kidding me?
号 No.
半年前在一次会议上。 Six months ago at this conference.
它... Just...
只是碰巧。 just sort of happened.
我们在沙漠中冷。 We're freezing our asses off in the middle of the desert.
你认为你会得到它， You think you're gonna get away with,
“这只是发生了什么？” "It just sort of happened?"
只有... It was just...
这个女人...... It was this woman...
中年，21，22， Girl, really, 21, 22,
一名医生。 somebody's intern.
长长的棕色头发， 长修长的双腿， Long brown hair, these long, skinny legs,
他有一个灿烂的笑容。 and she had this huge smile.
他走过来，自我介绍， And she walks up to me, and she introduces herself,
我问公司在哪里，等等，等等，等等。 我说， asks what firm I'm with, blah, blah, blah. And I said, like,
“如果......如果你正在找工作， “你认错人了， "Listen, if... if you're looking for a job, I'm the wrong guy,"
他去，“不，我觉得你很有趣。” and she goes, "No, I just think you look interesting. "
大，他说，“希望有和我一起吃饭吗？” And she says, "Would you like to have dinner?"
它打动了我，这是我的手伸进我的口袋里， And I realize that I've had my hands in my pockets this whole time,
所以他不知道，如果我结婚。 so she has no idea that I'm even married.
MM-嗯。 Mm-hmm.
突然我觉得吧， And suddenly I get this feeling, you know,
正如我说的书和电影， like I told you I get with books and movies,
貌似...我有机会逃脱， like I... I finally had a chance to escape,
用了一段时间的人。 to be somebody else for a while.
然后，我回到我的房间， So I go back up to my room,
我突然觉得很内疚， and suddenly I feel this wave of guilt,
犯一次， like the spell breaks,
我开始想如果这是疯狂的。 and I start thinking this is crazy.
然后，突然， Then all of a sudden,
我的手机响了，是乔安妮。 my phone rings, and it's Joanne.
然后我说，我说， And I answer, and I say,
“我很高兴你给我打电话，”因为我。 "I'm so glad you called," because I was.
“我很想念你，我希望你现在在这里。” "I miss you, and I wish you were here right now. "
他说，“我希望你现在也在这里， And she says, "Well, I wish I were there right now, too,
“因为出售再次打破。 "because the disposal's broken again.
“我要请修理工， "Do you want me to call a repairman,
“还是你想尝试修复它？ "or do you want to try and fix it?
“哦，如果你曾经跟我们的邻居 "Oh, and did you ever talk to our neighbor
“如果这是真的还是假的，他们偷我们的垃圾吗？ "about whether or not they stole our recycling bin?
因为我觉得好奇怪... “ Because it's getting a little awkward walking with... "
它发生五分钟。 And she goes on like this for, like, five minutes.
而当他挂了电话， So when I hung up,
我跑到电梯。 I practically ran to the elevator.
他的名字安妮...安妮... And Annie... her name was Annie...
我们一起吃晚饭， we have this whole dinner,
你知道我们在谈论什么？ and you know what we talked about?
队打足球。 College football.
毫米。 队打足球。 Mm. College football.
不是保险或日托， No car insurance, no day care,
或别人的八卦，我不知道谁。 no gossip about other parents I don't even know.
简单，轻松的对话。 我从来没有... Just simple, effortless conversation. I've never...
感受到这一点。 The first one that I've had in a long time.
规模在1到10之间？ Scale of 1 to 10?
10。 10.
另外，如果她21岁， Plus the fact that she was 21,
，如显得昂贵。 makes her, like, an eleventy-zillion.
你好。 Hello.
不要误会我的意思。 Don't get me wrong.
Joanne是非常有趣的。 Joanne is very attractive.
它会听起来不错。但是...... And this is gonna sound shallow, but...
怀孕对身体不好。 pregnancy is bad for a body.
有时候我看到 You know, sometimes I'll catch myself
腿或其他， staring at her thighs or belly,
我很喜欢... and I'll be like...
无论发生在你的女人结婚。 whatever happened to the woman I married, you know?
你应该知道的，如果你是事业 他看起来像。 You do realize you're the one who made her like that.
这就是为什么我喜欢烂 当我mengatakannnya。 I know. That's why I feel like an asshole even saying this.
即使去想它。 I feel like an asshole even thinking it.
并没有错。 And don't get me wrong.
科尔是有史以来最好的事情发生在我身上。 Cole is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
他是最糟糕的事情发生 It's just he's the worst thing
在我们的性生活。 that ever happened to our sex life.
我曾经看到乔安妮并立即这样做， I used to look at Joanne and just want to jump her,
但现在当我看到它有时... but now I look at her, and sometimes...
这是一个耻辱，但有时 And this is embarrassing, but sometimes
我很难... I have trouble...
由它引起。 getting ready for her.
同时，安妮？ And Annie?
我可以立即引起思考。 I could be ready just thinking about her.
我被激起时，他问我的名字。 I was ready when she asked my name.
我认为当你结婚时， I guess when you get married,
你不得不说，如果有做 you're supposed to say that the relationship
与紧张，苗条的腿 goes beyond tight thighs and a skinny waist
当它被都走了， and that, when all that goes,
其余的将继续与你们同在。 the rest of it will sustain you.
真的不喜欢它。 Well, it just isn't phrased that way.
但是，如果...如果它发生里去想和她结婚吗？ But if... if it was, would you still have married her?
是的，当然，但... Yeah, of course, but...
难道你不知道你有多么想念他， you just don't realize how much you'll miss things,
小东西，像一个吻。 you know, little things, like kissing.
你不吻乔安妮再次？ Y- You don't kiss Joanne anymore?
是啊，我们总是亲吻， Yeah, we kiss all the time,
但它是一种习惯，就像握手。 but it's habit. It's like a handshake.
你甚至都不去想它。 You don't even think about it.
但是，当安妮吻... But when Annie kissed me...
妈的。 fuck.
它看起来像皮草kudukmu立场。 It was like the hairs on the back of my neck stood up.
可以说，但有更多的东西 ，比接吻的新朋友 It's hard to say, but there's more in that first kiss with someone new
比它一直与你四年。 than there is in the whole shebang after four years.
这就是这一切都。 That's how everything was.
有趣的是能够触摸， It was just exciting, you know, touching her,
让第一次去她所有的衣服。 taking her clothes off for the first time.
然后......在周末的其余部分...在这次会议上， And then the... the rest of the weekend at... at the conference,
我会坐下来听演讲， I'd be sitting in some stupid speech,
所有我能想到的是他的腿 and all I could think about was those tiny, little legs
和内衣， and those little black panties,
我只是...感觉有点疯狂。 and I just... I felt like I was going fucking crazy.
然后在午餐时，我看到... So then, at lunch, I found her...
做， and we blew off the rest of the conference,
做到这一点。 just blew it off.
4次上周日... Did it four times on Sunday...
前一次，我们离开机场。 once an hour before we went to the airport.
现在，你应该知道， Now, you have to understand,
当乔安妮和我做一个月四次， if Joanne and I do it four times a month,
一个奇迹。 it's a fucking miracle.
但我觉得如果它会一去不复返， But it's like I knew that it was gonna disappear forever,
我只是... 我不能。 and I just... I couldn't get enough.
它已经一去不复返了吗？ And did it disappear forever?
是的，我们有时会发送电子邮件，但是... Yeah, we email sometimes, but...
没有任何意义。 nothing serious.
但每次我看到他的名字， But every time I see her name in my in-box,
我的心在颤抖。 it's like my heart doubles up, man.
你会再见到他吗？ Are you gonna see her again?
为什么呢？一切是要失败的，对不对？ Why? That would just ruin it, you know?
所有，我觉得安妮， 我从来不觉得乔安妮。 Everything I felt for Annie, I used to feel for Joanne.
那么，是什么，如果我跑。然后呢？ So, what, I just run off with this gorgeous little football fan. Then what?
在那之后，安妮交谈 一样的交谈乔安妮 Next thing you know, talking to Annie is like talking to Joanne,
安妮吻像亲吻乔安妮。它... kissing Annie is like kissing Joanne. It's...
这就是所谓的婚姻。 That's just what marriage does.
你问我，如果我这辈子 乔安妮说我的音乐。 You asked if I ever mention the music to Joanne.
如初。 Well, I have.
嗯。 真的。 Hmm. I do.
这就像发条。 It's like clockwork.
每隔几个月， 我醒来的时候， Every couple of months, I'll wake up,
和恐惧对我的生活是没有意义的。 freaked out that my life is meaningless.
他试了几件衣服，以降低它， She'll try on some clothes, have a breakdown,
他肯定会下降20斤，真的。 swear she's gonna lose 20 pounds, swears off food.
我答应用它作为我的吉他背带。 I swear that I'm gonna turn in my tie for a guitar strap.
我们俩说，“适合你，亲爱的。 我跟你一起去。“ We both say, "Good for you, honey. I'm with you,"
并不在乎别人说什么。 not believing a single fucking word the other person's saying.
这就是问题的婚姻。你...... That's the problem with marriage. You...
你可以这样做，没有躺在 You can't do it without learning to lie
的人，你应该相信谁。 to the one person you're supposed to trust.
请问？ Can I ask you something?
什么？ What?
我不...我不是故意让你疯了。 And I don't... I don't mean to upset you.
嗯...... Um...
如果它是这样的，你为什么不完成呢？ if it's so bad, why don't you get out?
让我看看你的钥匙。 Let me see your keys.
我告诉你，我经常尝试。 I told you, I tried a million times.
尝试......让我看看。 Just... Just let me see 'em.
就没有任何意义。 It's not gonna work, brother.
就这样？ That's it?
两个关键的？ Two keys?
是啊，为什么呢？ Yeah, why?
神。 嗯。 Jesus. Yeah.
看起来就像你被抢劫了一个锁匠。 It's like you mugged a locksmith.
是的，我知道。那是，呃...... Yeah, I know. It's, uh...
好吧，这是我的家......键。 Okay, there's my... my house keys.
健身房更衣室的关键。 I got my gym locker.
仓库设备。 I've got my toolshed.
船锁。 I've got my boat keys.
我不知道这是什么... I don't know what the hell that one's for...
神。还是那一个。 Jesus. or that one.
我的意思是，像......你知道人们在说什么 I mean, it's like... You know when people say
他们打算把它呢？ they're gonna put down roots?
它似乎如此。 Well, that's what it looks like.
妈的。 Shit.
你知道我想要什么？ You know what I always wanted?
什么？ What?
莫霍克族，莫霍克族一样， Mohawk, fucking Mohawk,
像一个在电影“出租车司机”。 just like that dude from... from "Taxi Driver. "
特拉维斯·比克尔？ 疯子？ Travis Bickle? The nutcase?
嗯。 MM-嗯。 Yeah. Mm-hmm.
但我绝不会那样做。 But I could never do it.
为什么呢？ Why not?
因为orantuaku会杀了我。 Well, because my parents would have killed me.
然后，我去上大学和工作。 Then when I got to college, I was working.
我的工作，我大学毕业后。 Then I was working as soon as I got out of college.
然后我结婚并有了孩子，所以... Then of course I got married and had a kid, so...
然后呢？ So?
你从来没有看到一个负责任的父母 So you don't see many responsible parents
或与莫霍克的公众成员。 or functioning members of society with Mohawks.
然后呢？ So?
忘了它 So forget about doing
疯狂的事情，改变了我的生活 something crazy and life-altering
如停止工作或离开我的妻子。 like quitting my job or leaving my wife.
我什至不能再剪短发 I can't even get a haircut anymore
不想着的关键， without thinking about the keys,
关键是不可见的鸡冠头。 and the keys, they don't like Mohawks.
多久，关键你要听吗？ Well, how long do you have to listen to the keys exactly?
山姆......直到你退休？ 科尔直到上大学？ U- Until you retire? Until Cole goes to college?
哦，我可能已经秃顶。 Oh, I'll probably be bald by then.
一次。 Exactly.
我有东西在钥匙链， You know, I used to have something on my key chain,
但总是宽松。 but it kept falling off.
你知道这是什么吗？ Do you know what this is?
这种多工具。 This is a multi-tool.
你知道是什么吗？ And do you know what one of the tools is?
盛。 Shing.
莫霍克？ Mohawk?
摆脱多工具。 Dude, put away the multi-tool.
不可能的。 It's not happening.
为什么呢？ Why not?
因为我刚才说了出来。 Because I just told you two pounds of why.
还等什么？有没有谁在这里。 So what, man? Nobody's here.
我们冷 We're freezing our asses off
在沙漠中。 in the middle of the desert.
没有人能阻止你。 There's not a soul to stop you.
哇。莫霍克！ Whoa. Mohawk!
这是不是应被视为由Cole， It's not something that I think Cole needs to see,
他的父亲像莫霍克。 is his old man with a Mohawk.
还等什么？你会......你会...... So what? You'll... Man, you'll...
证明给他... 如果是最适合你的。 you'll prove to him that.. that it's good to be your own man.
关于乔安妮是什么？ What about Joanne?
乔安妮可能会像你一样无聊。 Joanne's probably as bored with you as you are of her.
你就像莫霍克人跑出来的兔子。 You're probably one Mohawk away from fucking like rabbits.
嗯...... Okay, well...
莫霍克！ 莫... Mohawk! Mo...
来吧。说。 Come on. Just say fuck it, man.
该死的。地狱的关键。 Fuck it. Fuck the keys.
为你做它。 Do it for you.
哦，上帝，你不... Oh, God, you don't...
你把它。 You're pulling on it.
TE ...别紧张。 Just re... Just relax.
不要害怕。 Don't be a pussy.
好吧。 There we go.
Whee。 Whee.
看起来不错。 That's looking good, man.
好吧。 Here we go.
嗷！ Ow!
是的，这会留下痕迹。 Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark.
你在开玩笑吧？ Are you fucking kidding me?
什么是直？ Is it straight?
直一劳永逸。 It's fairly straight.
特拉维斯·比克尔看起来像什么呀？ Yeah? Does it look like Travis Bickle?
嘿。你看起来像一个疯狂的人。 Heh. You look pretty crazy.
你觉得呢？ 哦，不。 What do you think? Oh, no.
你喜欢它吗？ Do you love it?
是。 Yes.
哦，上帝。 Oh, my God.
我给你100美元 I'll give you 100 bucks
如果你能带我到周一上班。 if you let me come to work with you on Monday.
你没有100元。 You don't have $100.
我知道了！我打算卖我的东西。 I know! I'll sell something.
你要卖书？ You gonna sell a book?
有价值的东西， Something of value,
如肾脏，也许。 神。 like my kidney, maybe. God.
哦，上帝。这将无法工作。 Oh, my God. This look is never gonna make it to work.
哦，来吧。这是一个新的米奇传球。 Oh, come on, man. This is new Mitch coming through.
哦......我不能相信多少次你mencukurku。 Oh, my... I can't believe how many times you cut me.
伤口会被丢失， The lacerations will fade,
但他的记忆将是永恒的。 but the memories will last us a lifetime.
哦，我们不能说，如果它不发生，对吧？ Oh, we can't say nothing happened on this trip, huh?
神。 God.
嗯。 Yeah.
什么？ What?
你有没有sehaus？ Have you ever been this thirsty?
号 No.
真的吗？ Really?
这就像水。 It tastes like water.
把它给我。 Gimme.
是啊，这是水一样。 Yeah, tastes like water.
蓝色和气泡。 It's blue and soapy.
啊，这是洗涤液。 Yeah, well, it's washer fluid.
你有什么期望？ What do you expect?
太可怕了。 That's horrible.
我不... I don't...
我不想要了。 I don't want any more.
好吧。 All right.
我不喜欢。 嗯...... I don't like it. Well...
A. ..我将它保存为明天， I- I'm gonna save mine for tomorrow,
如果我能有明天走。 in case I have to go for a walk.
是啊，我们应该... Yeah, well, we should pro...
我们应该睡觉...... We should probably get some sleep...
嗯。如果只，是吧？ Yeah. in case you do, huh?
嗯。 Yeah.
该死的。 Holy shit.
等待。你好。 Hold on. Hello.
喂？海。哦，上帝。 Hello? Hi. Oh, God.
谢谢。等待。 Thank you. Wait.
海。海。 Hi. Hi.
等待。海。海。 Hold on. Hi. Hi.
是什么...你怎么样？ 很高兴见到你。 How... How are you? It's so good to see you.
我们... 噢。 We had... Ow.
好了，不要去任何地方。 Okay, don't go anywhere.
嗯，我们...... Um, we had a...
过夜没问题。 problem last night.
很高兴见到你。 抱歉。嗯， It's so good to see you. I'm sorry. Um,
哦，上帝。我们是与发动机没有问题。 oh, my God. We had a bit of an issue with the engine.
貌似我毁了它， I guess I tampered with it,
或...我并没有真正解决。 or... I didn't really dismantle it.
没关系。一切都很好，但是，呃， It's fine. It's all good, but, uh,
上帝，我们已经在这里了一夜， God, we were here all night,
整天整夜。 all day and all night last night.
也许你没有食物或水？ Maybe you have food or water or something?
是什么...什么？ 骑？ Just... Just anything? A ride, you know?
我们.. 我们将... We... We'll...
等一下！不要！ Wait! No!
你要去哪里？ 等一下！等一下！等一下！ Where are you going? Wait! Wait! Wait!
哦，上帝。 Oh, God.
你在做什么？ What the fuck are you doing?!
我......我认为他会为我们带来。 I... I thought she was gonna take us with her.
的确如此！ She was!
直到你使他害怕！ Until you scared the shit out of her!
你不能等到在车上？ You couldn't wait one minute to get into the car, man?
来吧！ Come on!
我不... 我不知道。 I don't... I don't know.
我想他...... 我还以为是...... I thought she... I thought that...
你看起来像一部恐怖电影播放器！ You look like a goddamn fucking horror movie extra!
让我们记住，为什么我看起来像这样。 Let's remember why I look like this.
这...这是你的主意！ This... This was your idea!
我怕什么？ 这是什么痛苦呢？好吧。 What am I afraid of? What can it hurt? Well, there you go.
因为这就是原因，为什么你不能 莫霍克在现实世界中。 That is exactly why you can't have a Mohawk in the real world.
我只是mencukurmu。 I gave you a haircut, not a lobotomy.
我感觉不舒服。 I don't feel well.
稀释。 Ahh.
也许它做的事实 Maybe it has something to do with the fact
如果我花了一下午在烤箱 在冷冻室和夜间 that I spent a day in the oven and the night in the freezer
没有任何东西在我的身体清洗液除外！ with nothing but fucking washer fluid in my system!
我告诉你，如果你没有喝它。 I told you not to drink that shit, man.
哦！味道像肥皂！ Oh! It tasted like soap!
好了，所以这都是我的错。 Okay, so this is all my fault.
我已经导致我们被困在沙漠中。 I got us stuck in the desert.
其实，我们坚持20小时。 Well, you certainly got us stuck for another 20 hours.
嘿，拜托。 Hey, do me a favor.
如果你看到任何汽车通过， If you see any more cars coming,
尽量不要是傻瓜！ try not to be such a fucking moron!
这是会发生什么 This is exactly what happens
当你让别人 失业剪你的头发！ when you let a homeless person cut your hair!
不要害怕。我会打电话给你乔安妮。 Don't worry. I'm gonna call Joanne for you.
我会告诉他，如果你没事 很快就会回家， I'll tell her you're just fine, you'll be home soon,
但你不会希望看到 but you won't be able to get it up looking at
肉肉的大腿... 嘿！ her fat fucking thighs... Hey!
但如果你认为你的女友安妮。 unless you think about your girlfriend Annie.
嘿，你最好闭上你的嘴！ Hey, You better keep your mouth shut!
也许他会给 Then maybe she'll give you
离婚是很难的，一旦你得到。 that divorce you're so scared to ask for.
然后，你可以给你爱它的关键 科尔是一个新的父亲！ Then you can give those keys you love so much to Cole's new dad!
嘿！ Hey!
你他妈的。 You fucker.
啊哈！ Aah!
哦，狗屎。 Oh, shit.
嘿。 Hey.
私生子。 You son of a bitch.
嘿。 Hey.
来到这里。 嘿！ Come here. Hey!
来吧！ 嘿！嘿！ Come here! Hey! Hey!
狗娘养的... You son of a...
你...... You...
你mematahkah的鼻子！ You just broke my nose!
该死...... Fucking...
好啊！ Yaah!
妈的。 Damn it.
俺就！ Hyah!
来吧！ Come on!
啊哈！我的眼睛！住手！ Aah! Oh, my eye! Time-out!
你还好吗？ Are you all right?
该死的！ Damn it!
看起来你打破了我的鼻子。 I think you broke my nose.
现在我有两个骨头 Now I'm going to have two casts
和莫霍克该死。 and a fucking Mohawk.
嘿，停止和起床。 Hey, quit fucking around, and get up.
来吧。醒醒吧！ Come on. Get up!
卡特。 Carter.
卡特？ Carter?
嘿。 Hey.
醒醒吧！ Get up!
来吧... C...
嘿。 Hey.
嘿！来吧。 Hey! Come on.
来吧。 Come on.
卡特。 Carter.
哦，狗屎。 Oh, shit.
哦，不。 Oh, man.
对不起。 I'm so sorry.
卡特，来吧，醒来。 Carter, come on, buddy. Wake up.
醒来。 Wake up.
哦，上帝。 Oh, my God.
卡特，来吧。 Carter, come on, buddy.
醒来。醒来。 Get up. Get up.
醒醒吧！ Get up!
哦，狗屎。哦，狗屎。 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
哦，上帝。 Oh, my God.
H-嘿...... H- Hey...
啊，狗屎。 Ah, fuck.
是什么... What the...
It's gonna be okay, buddy.
一切都会好起来。
It's gonna be okay.
你知道，如果我想过， You know, I was thinking about it,
，非常搞笑。 and it's really funny.
我们应该先考虑一下。 We should have thought about it sooner.
我们让她害怕。 We scared that old lady, man.
我们吓跑。 We scared her.
我的意思是，看我的，对不对？ I mean, look at me, right?
我会怕自己。 我...看起来就像一个疯狂的人。 I'd be scared of me. I'm... I look fucking crazy.
但什么都不做。这是不错的。干得好， But that's okay. That's good. That's very good,
因为也许他会直接去城市 because she probably went straight to town
并告诉，对不对？ and told somebody about it, right?
他会去最近的房子 She probably went to the first house
商店或其他 or store or whatever
之类的，“哦，你得帮我。 and was like, "Ohh, you gotta help me.
“有疯狂的人用奇怪的发型 "Some crazy guy with a crazy haircut
试图让我的车。 “ tried to get in my car. "
但我不喜欢它。 But I wasn't trying to get in her car.
我只是...我只是想感受它。 I was just... I was just feeling it, you know.
我只是要确保，如果它不是虚构的， I was just trying to make sure it wasn't one of those, what, mirages,
像一个卡通。 like in the cartoons, you know?
但什么都不做。 那太好了。 But that's okay. That's good.
干得好，因为他会告诉别人， That's very good, because she probably told somebody,
他们会来验证。 and they're gonna come out here and check it out.
有机会，他们会派人现在。 They're probably sending somebody right now.
他们的机会...... They're probably...
他们可能会派警察。 They're probably sending the police.
警方有可能对他们的方式。 The police are probably coming right now.
卡特。 Carter.
卡特，嘿嘿， Carter, hey,
它看起来像警察将在这里很快。 I think the police are coming.
卡特醒来。 Carter, I need you to wake up, buddy.
起床！ I need you to wake up!
卡特！ Carter!
警察会来的。 The police are coming.
警察会来的！ The police are coming!
我需要你的帮助来解释 究竟发生了什么事。 I need you to help me make them understand how this happened.
卡特，加油！ Carter, come on!
来吧！ Come on!
您好！ Hello!
你听到了吗？ Do you hear me?
因为如果你不帮忙解释一下， 'Cause if you don't help me explain,
他们不会明白，卡特。 they're not gonna understand, Carter.
来吧！ Come on!
你还记得我的钥匙呢？
You remember my keys?
Do you remember my keys?
我还是有很多担心。 I got a lot of things to worry about.
来吧，醒来。 Come on, buddy. Wake up.
醒醒吧！ Wake up!
该死的......对不起。 Fucking... I am sorry.
卡特？ Carter?
卡特。 Carter.
该死的！ Holy shit!
该死的！你还活着！ Holy shit! You're alive!
你还活着！ You're alive!
卡特！哦。好吧。 Carter! Oh. Okay.
恩...在这里等着。 J- Just wait here.
等待... 你没事了。 Just... You're okay.
你没事了。 你没事了。你没事了。 You're okay. You're okay. You're okay.
一切都会好起来。 Everything's gonna be okay. All right?
发生了什么事？ What's happening?
你让我害怕！ You scared the shit out of me!
这是发生了什么事。 That's what's happening.
噢，我的头。 Ow, my head.
哦。哦，上帝。 停止。 Ohh. Oh, my God. Quit it.
我不相信。 I can't believe it.
我头疼有史以来最痛的猜测。 I have the worst headache I've ever had in my life.
好吧。嗯，这只是... Okay. All right, well, just...
住在这里， Just stay right there, okay?
你要去处理。 We'll get you taken care of.
哦，妈的。哦，狗屎。 Oh shit. Oh, fuck.
嗯...... Um...
所有这一切都是我的吗？ is this all mine?
嗯。是啊，主要是。 Yeah. Yeah, mostly.
哦。 Ohh.
神。 Jesus.
你发生了什么事？ What the fuck happened to you, man?
你。 You.
哇。 Wow.
好吧，还是......还有呼吸。 Okay, just... Keep breathing.
呼吸。 Breathe in.
呼吸。呼吸。 Breathe in. Breathe in.
好吧。就是这样。 Okay. There you go.
好吧。不错。不错。 All right. Good job. Good job.
我希望我不喜欢看你。 I hope I don't look as bad as you do.
可以说，如果大家都差不多。 Let's just say we're tied.
可... Let's just...
嗯...... Um...
我的手发生了什么事？ what the fuck happened to my hand?
哦。 Oh.
嗯，这是... Uh, it...
似乎打破。 looks broken.
嗯。似乎打破。 Yeah. It looks really broken.
嗯。 Yeah.
我只是...... Look, I'm just...
没有......这是没事的，对不对？ Look, it d... It doesn't matter, okay?
我很高兴你没事。 I'm just happy that you're alive and okay.
A. ..发生了什么？ W- What the fuck happened here?
文......我们正在讨论。 W- We were arguing.
你不记得了吗？ You don't remember?
号 No.
痛苦再次记住。 It really hurts to think, actually.
然后没有。坐下......在这里坐下来休息。 Well, then don't. Just... Just sit here. Rest.
没关系。已经结束了。 It doesn't matter anyway. It's over.
哦，上帝。这几乎是黑暗的。 Oh, my God. It's almost dark.
嗯。 Yeah.
没有人来了吗？ And nobody's come?
号但我希望她会派人， No. I hoped that lady was going to send somebody,
但他，呃...... but she, uh...
别紧张。 A. ..我会继续观看。 Just take it easy. I- I'll keep lookout.
哦，看出来。 Oh, watch out.
哦，上帝。 Oh, God.
也许我应该... Maybe I just need to...
号留在这里。 在这里，它... No, no. You stay. Just stay...
我需要坐下来一段时间。 I just need to sit up for a second.
这是什么？ What the hell is that?
呃...... Uh...
它... Well, it...
这是什么？ What the fuck is that?!
你不明白。我想你...... You don't understand. I thought you were...
这是什么？ 听。听到。 What the fuck is that?!/ Listen. Listen.
撤退！ 听。 Stay back!/ Listen.
离我远点！ Get away from me!
来吧，卡特。 我还以为你死了。 Come on, Carter. I thought you were dead.
我还以为你...... I thought you were...
撤退！ Stay back!
我......我不觉得一个脉冲。 I... I didn't feel a pulse.
我已经检查了你... 没有脉搏。 I checked your... And there was no pulse.
我不知道我应该做些什么。 I didn't know what to do.
所以，你把我埋了吗？ So you were just gonna fucking bury me in a hole?!
不，不是这样的。 No, no. It's not like that. Listen.
你疯了吗！ Are you fucking crazy?!
我们正在战斗，你指着我的刀！ We were fighting, and you pulled the knife on me!
你已经打破了我的鼻子！ You broke my fucking nose!
撤退！ You get the fuck back!
你咬我！ You bit my fucking cast!
我应该怎么办？ 来吧... What was I supposed to do? Come on. Just...
你要杀我！ You tried to fucking kill me!
我不会杀了你...... I wasn't trying to kill you, buddy. Just...
你要去哪里？ 你是什么... Where you going? What are you...
撤退！ 好吧！ Stay the fuck back! Okay!
好吧，好吧。听着... Okay, okay. Listen...
我要杀了你。 I'll kill you.
我不知道。 I didn't know.
我慌了。我慌了。 I panicked. I panicked, okay?
我慌了。我不知道我应该做些什么。 I panicked. I didn't know what to do.
我感到难过。 I wasn't feeling all right.
因为我以为你死了。 'Cause I thought you were dead.
你会以为我会做到这一点。 You thought I was gonna do it.
对吗？对吗？！ Didn't you? Didn't you?!
你想......你以为我会做到这一点， You thought... You thought I was gonna do it,
我想你的生活搞得一团糟... I was gonna fuck up your... your perfect little life,
你会......埋葬， and so you were just gonna... gonna bury me,
在这里把我埋在沙漠中。 bury me out here in the middle of nowhere.
你是一个傻瓜和一个孤独的人...... Your stupid, loner, novelist friend...
号谁去想念你。 No/ ...who no one would ever miss.
嘿，嘿。嘿。我不知道。 Hey, hey. Hey. I didn't.
离我远点！ You stay the fuck away from me!
好吧。你要去哪里？ All right. Where you going?
撤退！ 你要去哪里？ Get back!/ Where are you going?
我会杀了你！ 好吧，我很抱歉。 I'll kill you!/ Okay, I'm... I'm sorry.
不要跟着我。 Don't follow me.
嘿。我... 不要走！ Hey. I'm... Please don't go!
卡特。 Carter.
卡特？ Carter?
别开玩笑了。 Quit fucking around, man.
你吓死我了。 You're freaking me out.
啊，狗屎！ Ah, fuck!
滚出去！ Get out of here!
嘿，米歇尔。 Hey, Mitchell.
我没有设置罚款。 I'm not well.
会很容易。 It'd be so fucking easy.
我住从喉咙拉， I just pull this right across your throat,
我会埋葬，米切尔， and I cover you in this hole, Mitchell,
并永远离开这里。 and leave you in this godforsaken hellhole forever.
你一定是疯了。 You'd have to be out of your mind.
号之前发生的事情...... No. That happened a while ago...
我仍然无法做到这一点。 and I still can't do it.
为什么你在一个洞？ Why are you in the hole?
因为回暖。 Because it's warmer.
我们在这里。 We're in here.
你......你听到了什么？ You... Do you hear something?
我可以做不同的事情。 I would have done things differently.
我一直在变化。 I'd have made changes.
嗯。我也一样。 Yeah. Me, too.
这好像不是一个坏主意。 You know, It wasn't that bad of an idea.
这只是我们... It's just we...
我们不这样做是正确的。 We just didn't do it right.
貌似... Well...
另一次。 next time.
一定有什么东西。 There's gotta be something.
卡特。 Carter.
卡特。卡特。 Carter. Carter.
你能走吗？ Can you walk?
瞧。 Look.
我发现另一个地方。 I found another dot.
它看起来像它不是城市。 That might not even be a town.
那么，是什么呢？ Well, then, what is it?
只有一个点。 It might just be a dot.
K. ..你不能有一个点 Y- You can't have a dot
如果没有东西，对吗？ if there's nothing there, can you?
我不知道。 I don't know.
唔见，日落在那里， Okay look, the sun set over there,
所以西部，我们不得不...... so that's west, so we got...
不要吃小麦切丝。 Never eat shredded wheat.
好了，所以... Okay, so it's...
I. ..西南， I- It's southwest,
因此，我们...我们必须走那条路。 so we... we gotta go that way.
如果我们得到了什么失去了什么？ What if we get lost?
或吃或... Or eaten or...
或类似的东西吗？ or something?
好吧，我们将利用太阳 Okay, no, w- we use the sun
确定，如果我们留在轨道。 to make sure that we stay in a straight line.
明白了吗？我觉得这种情况下， Okay? I figure in this condition,
我们可以采取一英里一小时。 we could probably go, like, a mile an hour, okay?
花了一整天去那里。 That's one day to get there.
我们应该贴近街头， We should just stay near the road,
如果只是有人发现我们。 and then s-someone will come for us.
好吧，我们还没有看到，因为她的车了。 Okay, we haven't seen a car since that lady.
如果你说得对吗？ 如果...... And what if you're right? What if...
如果像你说的这条道路被关闭？ What if this road was closed down like you said?
我不能...... 我不能做到这一点。 I can't... I can't keep doing this.
我不能。 I can't do it.
如果你想摆脱... Look, if we're gonna go out...
如果我们没有成功， if we're not gonna make it,
我想尝试它，对不对？ I want to go out trying, all right?
好吧。 Okay.
你很孤独。 You go.
什么？ What?
你走了，我不能。 You go. I can't.
闭嘴。我不会离开没有你。 Shut the fuck up. I'm not going without you.
我会没事的。 I'll be fine.
不，你不精。 No, you're not fine.
你躺在一个洞。来吧！ You're lying in a fucking hole. Come on!
我们有三个小时前的热量下降。 We got three hours until the heat rolls in.
你当然可以。这是最好的机会。 You can do it. This is our best shot.
我将不能够。 I won't make it.
是的，你当然可以，卡特。 Yes, you will, Carter.
还记得大峡谷？还记得吗？ You remember the Grand Canyon? Remember that?
当你用绳子把我绑拉？ When you tied the rope to me and you pulled me up?
米切尔。你还记得吗？ Mitchell. Do you remember that?
我失去了很多血。 I lost a lot of blood, okay?
你去。 You go.
来吧。醒来。 Come on. Get up.
醒醒吧！ Get up!
来吧。醒醒吧！ Come on. Get up!
嗷！ Ow!
来吧。 等待。等待。 Come on. Wait. Wait.
等待。 Wait.
你他妈的。 Fuck you.
来吧。 Come on.
帮帮我吧。 来吧。 Help me up. Come on.
我会mengendongmu。 I'll carry your ass.
来吧。 Come on.
来到这里。 Come here.
什么？ What?
我听到的东西。 I hear something.
嘿！ Hey!
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
嘿！ Hey!
不！嘿！ No! Hey!
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
向前或向后？ Forward or backward?
嗯。 Hmm.
嘿。嘿。 Hey. Hey.
Got you something.
我有东西给你。
I got you something.
嘿。嘿。 Hey. Hey.
我发现的东西。 I found something.
嘿。 Heh.
我看到的东西。 I saw something.
看到了吗？ See?
机会是他们会去镇上。 Look. They go to the town, probably.
哦，上帝。 Oh, my God.
神。 Jesus.
来吧。 Come on.
你准备好了吗？ We good?
嗯。来吧。 Yeah. Let's go.
请。 After you.
好吧。让我们... All right. Let's just...
重量是什么？ Is it heavy?
嗯。 Yeah.
嘿。 Heh.
回答。 你好。 Answer it/ Hello.
你好。您好！ Hello. Hello!
啊，你还记得卡特叔叔吗？咦？ Ah, you remember Uncle Carter? Huh?
嘿，狗。 Hey, doggie.
哈哈。嘿，你怎么样？ Ha ha. Hey, what's up?
什么是新闻？ How are you, man?
哦，我没事。 Oh, I'm good.
还记得叔叔卡特？ Remember Uncle Carter?
不动。 Real good.
嘿，科尔。 Hey, Cole.
海。 海。 Hi. Hi.
底部五。 Low five.
这就是一切。 This is everything.
是吗？就是这样，呵呵？ Yeah? That's it, huh?
嗯。 Yeah.
你确定吗？ Are you sure about this?
嘿，科尔。 是吗？ Hey, Cole. Yes?
你能告诉我一个新的房间卡特叔叔，是吧？ Why don't you show Uncle Carter his new room, huh?
是。 是吗？ Yes. Yes?
好，科尔。 Good boy, Cole.
好吧。 来吧。 All right. Let's do it.
好吧。 All right.
谢谢。你得到了它。 Thanks/ You got it.
所以这个呢？ So is this it?
真。 This is it.
好吧。 All right.
好吧，来吧。 All right, buddy, let's go.
这是什么。 There you go.
准备好了吗？ You ready?
你肯定没关系这一切吗？ Are you sure you're okay with this?
你在开玩笑吧？至少我能做些什么。 Are you kidding me, man? It's the least I can do.
此外，它将给我一个机会击败你。 Besides, it'll give me a chance to knock out a big chunk.
嗯。 Yeah.
我为你感到骄傲。 I'm proud of you, man.
现在已经开始流入。 Well, it's just flowing from me now.
你以为你有多久 How long is it gonna take you guys
绕来绕去的世界吗？ to circumnavigate the world?
嗯，看来， Uh, you know,
我们将继续与我们的父母了几天， we're gonna stay with the parents for a couple days,
我还是不知道我们要去哪里，通过它， and I'm still not entirely sure we're gonna get through that,
但如果它是被耗尽，门票， but if we do, the tickets are open-ended,
所以我们宁愿留 大陆上，直到我们感到厌倦 so we'll just pick a continent and stay until we get bored
或直到钱用完了。 or, you know, run out of money.
他...他不... You know, she's... she's not...
我想象。 what I thought, you know?
我的意思是... I mean...
我没有设置真正了解他。 I never really knew.
是啊，他也说了同样的事情你。 Yeah, well, she said the same thing about you.
嗯。 Yeah.
好吧，来吧。 All right, come here, you.
好吧。以后见。 All right, man. See you.
小心。好吧。 Be good/ All right.
多多保重。好吧。 Be safe/ All right.
好吧。 All right.
你好。 Hello.
嘿。 Hey.
我吵醒你了吗？ I wake you?
不，我只是...被清理的货物。 No, I just... I'm finishing some stuff up.
这是什么？ What's going on?
嗯，你知道， Eh, you know,
我只是想说话。 I just wanted someone to talk to.
我觉得...... I'm feeling...
相当奇怪的。 weird.
你认为这是不是因为你需要休息一下吗？ Has it occurred to you that maybe you need some sleep?
貌似... I guess...
我想我已经越过了线 I thought that I was past the point
我真的相信，如果 人可以改变的，对不对？ where I really believed that people could change, you know?
至少，我觉得我能实现它的地步。 At least, the point where I thought that I could.
听起来像一个惊喜，对不对？ Sounds like a pleasant surprise, no?
嗯。当然， Yeah. Absolutely,
我只是不知道，但我相信它。 but I'm just not sure I believe it.
相信什么？ Believe what?
如果我真的做的。 That I'm really doing this.
那么，什么是另类？ Well, what exactly is the alternative?
这听起来很疯狂。 Well, this is gonna sound a little crazy.
试想一下。你叫我半夜 Imagine that. You called me in the middle of the night
这听起来很疯狂的东西？ with something that sounds a little crazy?
我的一半相信... Part of me believes that...
如果我们从来没有走出沙漠... we never made it out of that desert...
如果我们要躺在那里，击败... that we're just lying there, overcome...
而这一切只有你的想象力的一部分。 and this is just all part of our imagination.
我告诉你，如果这听起来很疯狂，但... I told you this was gonna sound crazy, but...
你没有注意到。 And you didn't sell it short.
A. ..你没有怀疑什么 A- Are you telling me that you're not at all suspicious
如果所有的事情如此顺利？ that things have gone so smoothly?
可疑？号 Suspicious? No.
我感到震惊，我留下了深刻的印象， I'm stunned, I'm impressed,
但我不怀疑他。 but I'm not suspicious.
也许它应该是。 Well, maybe you should be.
我的意思是，考虑一下吧。 I mean, think about it.
所有的事情可能会好得是真实的， Things may be just a little too good to be true,
你知道我的意思吗？ you know what I mean?
相信我，如果我写这一切， Believe me, if I was making this up,
会有很多彩票奖金和名模。 there'd be a lot more lottery winning and supermodeling.
至少我敢肯定，如果这是可能的海， Well, at least convince me that it's probable,
你知道它是否还活着 you know, that life really
可能会改变你的愿望... can turn on a dime, that you really can...
我不知道...告诉我。 I don't know... reinvent yourself.
这是很难相信， Which is harder to believe,
按照你的意愿，如果所有的事情结束 that things are finally going the way you always wanted them to
或只有这样，它是一个很好的事情 or that the only way it could be this good
这是因为所有有pikranmu？ is if it's all in your head?
我不知道。 I don't know.
你不必一的看法是什么？ You don't have an opinion on that?
我不知道你， Well, I don't know about you,
但是这更好的是我的现实， but this better be reality for me,
因为，如果我们仍然在中间 because if we're still out in the middle
沙漠中的蛮荒之地， of the desert somewhere,
AKU已经完成一本书的想象力。 I just finished an imaginary book.
哇，这是......这是非常，非常快。 Wow, that's... That's really, really fast.
所以告诉我的最后一部分。 So tell me how it ends.
有趣的是... Well, that's the funny thi...
卡特？ Carter?
他奶奶。 Piece of shit.